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[ GRUNTING ]

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UHH!

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Michelangelo:
NO CAMPING, NEWB!

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AAAH!

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YOU'VE BEEN OWNED!

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WHOO-HOO!

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SIR MIKEY THE BOLD RULES!

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OH, YEAH!

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GOOD GAME...NOT!

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[ LAUGHING ]

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COME ON, MIKEY.

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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING
DON
SCAN CYBERSPACE

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FOR LOST DATA BITS,
REMEMBER?

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YEAH, YOU GONNA SPEND
YOUR LIFE

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PLAYING THAT STUPID
VIDEO GAME?

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STUPID VIDEO GAME?

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DUDE, THIS IS "SUPERQUEST,"

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THE GREATEST MASSIVE
MULTIPLAYER
ONLINE ROLE-PLAYING GAME EVER!

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THIS IS THE GAME
THAT INSPIRED "HELIX"

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ONE HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW!

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THAT'S HOW AWESOME IT IS!

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I'M QUESTING
FOR EPIC LOOT AND GLORY!

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AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

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GAINING MAD
CYBER SKILLS, TOO,

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SKILLS WE'LL NEED
TO GET THOSE BITS

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'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN WE'LL COME ACROSS

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A 3-HEADED DRAGON
IN CYBERSPACE.

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UH, RIGHT?

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Donatello: RIGHT.

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YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE THIS,

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BUT MIKEY'S GAME SKILLS
WILL COME IN HANDY.

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SERIOUSLY?SERIOUSLY?

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SERIOUSLY.

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BECAUSE ACCORDING
TO MY LATEST SCAN,

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A SIZABLE CLUSTER
OF MASTER SPLINTER'S DATA BITS

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HAVE JUST WASHED UP
INSIDE...

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THERE.

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UGH. YOU'VE GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME.

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I'M SERIOUS.

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THERE ARE MASTER SPLINTER
DATA BITS INSIDE "SUPERQUEST."

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AND WE'LL NEED TO ENTER THE
GAME
IF WE'RE GONNA SAVE THEM.

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AWESOME.

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IT'S NINJA TIME!

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♪ IN THE CITY, ON THE SCENE,
UNDERGROUND, OR IN BETWEEN ♪

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♪ THERE'S A MEAN, GREEN TEAM OF
HEROES LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪

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♪ AND WHEN THE VILLAINS
AND TURTLES FIGHT ♪

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♪ IT'S GONNA BE
ONE SHELL OF A SIGHT ♪

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♪ YOU KNOW
THE TURTLES GOT YOUR ♪

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♪ BACK, BACK TO THE SEWER

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♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
♪

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♪ BACK, BACK TO THE SEWER

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♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
♪

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ROLL CALL!

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♪ LEONARDO, DONATELLO

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♪ RAFAEL, MICHELANGELO

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♪ I LOVE BEING A TURTLE

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♪ THERE'S A MEAN, GREEN TEAM OF
HEROES LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪

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♪ DOIN' EVERYTHING THEY CAN

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♪ TO STOP EVIL SHREDDER'S PLAN
♪

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♪ OH, YEAH, THE TURTLES ARE

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♪ BACK, BACK TO THE SEWER

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♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
♪

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♪ BACK, BACK TO THE SEWER

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♪ TEENAGE
MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪

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♪ TEENAGE
MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪

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♪ TEENAGE
MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪

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♪ BACK TO THE SEWER

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THERE.

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THE CYBERMAT IS NOW
LINKED UP

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TO THE "SUPERQUEST"
INTERFACE.

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NO X-RUNNERS OR CYBERNAUT ARMOR
FOR US THIS TIME.

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ONCE INSIDE, WE'LL HAVE
NO CHOICE BUT TO OPERATE

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ACCORDING TO THE PROGRAMMED
RULES OF THE GAME.

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SWEET!
WOULDN'T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY!

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THERE'S MORE.

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OUR DATA WILL BE FILTERED
THROUGH THE GAME'S CONTENT.

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WE STEP THROUGH
THE PORTAL,

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THERE'S NO TELLING
HOW WE'LL STEP OUT.

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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,
DONNY,

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WE MIGHT BECOME
ORCS OR SOMETHING?

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[ LAUGHING ]

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[ LAUGHING STOPS ]

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I HATE VIDEO GAMES.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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LAST ONE IN
IS A STINKING TROLL!

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OKAY.
LET'S DO THIS.

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FOR MASTER SPLINTER!

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RIGHT.
FOR MASTER SPLINTER.

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NO WAY! SO COOL!

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WHAT THE --
WHAT IS THIS THING?

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WAIT, IS THIS ME?

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LEO! DON!

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LEO,
STOP FUTZING!

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YOU'RE A CHANGELING.

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CHECK IT OUT.
YOU'RE CRAZY COOL.

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YOU CAN CHANGE
INTO ANIMALS!

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DONNY, DUDE,
YOU'RE A SORCERER.

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YOU'VE GOT MORE POWERS THAN YOU
CAN SHAKE THAT WAND AT!

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AND BEHOLD,
I'M MIKEY THE BOLD,

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WHITE KNIGHT EXTRAORDINAIRE!

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DUDES, THIS IS MY OFFICIAL
"SUPERQUEST" CHARACTER!

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TALK ABOUT LUCK!

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LUCK?

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WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?

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A COURT JESTER!

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[ LAUGHING ]

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WELCOME, BROS, TO THE WONDERFUL
WORLD OF "SUPERQUEST"!

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

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Donatello:
THIS WORLD IS MASSIVE.

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THE USER INTERFACE
IS NON-REPEATING

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FOR UP TO
30 MILLION ACRES!

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THAT'S OVER 700 TERABYTES
OF TERRA FIRMA!

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IT'S GOT TO BE BIG.

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THERE ARE OVER A MILLION
AVATARS
WALKING AROUND.

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AND A MILLION GAMERS
IN THE REAL WORLD,

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MAKING THEM WALK, TALK,
AND LIVE THE GAME LIFE!

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HEY, BABY...

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LOOKING GOOD.LOOKING GOOD.

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SO, DO YOU APPARATE HERE
OFTEN?

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[ LAUGHS ]

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LOG OFF.
HMM.

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OUT OF MY WAY!
COMING THROUGH, NEWBIES!

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HA HA HA!

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PWNED.

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I HATE THAT GUY.

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YOU KNOW HIM?

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ONLY ONLINE.

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HE'S A TRASH-TALKING PRO

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WHO GOES BY THE HANDLE
THE ELFINATOR.

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THIS GAME ATTRACTS
ALL KINDS.

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BUT THE MOST AWESOME,
FEARSOME PLAYER OF ALL

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IS THE ULTIMATE GAMER!

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HUH?

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IN THIS WORLD,
THE ULTIMATE GAMER SPELLS DOOM.

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HE'S THE BEST "SUPERQUEST"
PLAYER WHO'S EVER LIVED

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AND A CUNNING
CLASS-80 WARRIOR.

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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BRING
OUR "A" GAME TO BEAT HIM!

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LET'S GET ONE THING CLEAR,
MIKEY.

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WE'RE HERE FOR MASTER
SPLINTER'S
DATA BITS,

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NOT TO PLAY THIS GAME![ TRUMPET SOUNDS ]

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HUH?

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HUH?
HUH?

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WELCOME, GAMERS, TO THE SUPREME
"SUPERQUEST" TOURNAMENT!

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ALL GATHER
FOR THE START OF PLAY.

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OOOOH,
AN ADMIN WIZARD!

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

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COME ON,
LET'S SEE WHAT'S UP!

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Man:
QUICKLY NOW.

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YOU, THE WORLD'S
FINEST GAMERS,

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HAVE LOGGED ON TODAY
FOR ONE REASON

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AND ONE REASON ONLY --

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TO COMPETE FOR TREASURE BEYOND
YOUR WILDEST IMAGINATION...

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GIMME, GIMME,
GIMME, GIMME!

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...THE TREASURE
INSIDE THIS CHEST.

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QUEST FOR THE TWO KEYS
TO THE CHEST

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AND WIN THE TREASURE WITHIN.

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[ CROWD MURMURING ]

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[ YAWNS ]
WHO CARES?

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WE DO.

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BECAUSE ACCORDING
TO MY SCANNER,

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MASTER SPLINTER'S DATA BITS
ARE IN THAT CHEST.

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OH!
OH!OH!OH!

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AND NOW
IT'S OFF THE MAP.

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I'M AFRAID THE ONLY WAY
TO GET IT BACK

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AND GET THOSE DATA BITS
IS TO WIN THOSE KEYS.

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YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS, GUYS.

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GAME ON!

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AND NOW, TO QUEST
FOR THE FIRST KEY,

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TRAVEL TO CASTLE CRETIN.

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THERE, YE SHALL MEET
A WITCH.

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GRANT HER A TOKEN
OF AFFECTION

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AND GAIN ENTRY
TO THE CASTLE.

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ONCE INSIDE,
THE FIRST KEY AWAITS!

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[ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER ]

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TO CASTLE CRETIN --
QUICKLY!

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BELIEVE ME, IF THERE WAS
ANY OTHER WAY

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TO GET MASTER SPLINTER'S
DATA BITS, I'D BE ALL FOR IT.

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AFTER YOU, WHISKERS.

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[ RUMBLING ]

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UH-OH!

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WHAT'S HAPPENING?

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I THINK THAT MOUNTAIN'S
ABOUT TO BLOW ITS TOP!

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HEY, KNIGHT,
YOU CLANNING WITH NEWBIES NOW?

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THAT'S NO MOUNTAIN.

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[ GROWLING ]

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IT'S A FROSTLY GIANT!

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OH, BOY.

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OH!

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RUN AWAY!

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[ GROWLING ]

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DONNY, LOOK OUT!

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HUH?

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DONNY!

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WHO-O-O-A!

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[ GROWLING ]

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THAT FIRST KEY'S
ALL MINE.

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WHOA!
WHOA!WHOA!WHOA!

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YOU BONEHEADS,
YOU KNOCKED ME OFF COURSE!

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AAAH!
AAAH!AAAH!AAAH!

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YOU NEWBS,
LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

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NOW I HAVE TO CROSS
RIVER NEVERWERE

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TO GET TO CASTLE CRETIN!

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GOOD THING I'M HARDCORE.

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LATER, LOSERS!

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A CLASS-50 WING WISH?
SWEET!

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STILL, THERE'S MORE THAN ONE
WAY
TO CROSS RIVER NEVERWERE.

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COME ON!

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HE IS WAY TOO EXCITED
ABOUT THIS.

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TO CASTLE CRETIN,
GOOD SIR.

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RELAX, THIS DUDE'S
COMPLETELY HARMLESS --

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STRICTLY NPC,
NON-PLAYER CHARACTER.

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ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE ALMOST THERE!

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THANKS, NPC DUDE!

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WHOA!
WHOA!WHOA!WHOA!

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HALT!

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NONE SHALL PASS UNLESS
THE RIGHT OFFERING IS MADE.

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REMEMBER
WHAT THE ADMIN WIZARD SAID.

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WE HAVE TO GRANT HER
A TOKEN OF AFFECTION

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TO GAIN ENTRY.

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BUT WHAT'S
A TOKEN OF AFFECTION?

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AW, SHELL, IT'S A RIDDLE.
AND IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING.

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THE STUFF I DO
TO SAVE THE DAY.

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HMM.
TOKEN OF AFFECTION.

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LET'S SEE HERE.

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HMM...NO.
NO. NADA.

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[ STAMMERING ]

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[ SMOOCHES ]

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[ GROWLS ]

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HERE WE GO --
AN AFFECTION TOKEN!

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HERE YOU ARE.

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AHH!

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HEY, WHERE'S RAPH?

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I HATE THIS GAME!

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RIBBIT.

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COME ON.

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THE SOONER WE GET THAT CHEST,
THE SOONER WE GET OUT OF HERE.

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UGH!

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[ GRUNTING ]

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LOOK, THE KEY.

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RIGHT THERE.
COME ON -- AAH!

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LEO, YOU'VE TRIGGERED
YOUR CHANGELING POWER!

242
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,240
QUICK,
TURN INTO SOMETHING USEFUL.

243
00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:09,550
WE MUST FIGHT
TO CLAIM THE KEY!

244
00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:11,380
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.

245
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,770
NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

246
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,390
HEY,
I GOT IT TO WORK!

247
00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:27,260
I CAN DO MAGIC!

248
00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:28,950
AH! NOW IF I CAN JUST
CONTROL IT!

249
00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:31,120
HERE YOU GO.
YOU WANT SOME, TOO?

250
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,260
ANYBODY ELSE?

251
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,440
LOOK OUT!

252
00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:34,400
AAH!

253
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,920
NOPE.

254
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,100
THIS IS HUMILIATING.

255
00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:42,200
WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

256
00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:46,590
NOW, THISIS USEFUL!

257
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:47,930
IT CERTAINLY IS!

258
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,800
YES!
NO!

259
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,420
THANKS A BUNCH, LOSERS.
THE FIRST KEY IS NOW MINE!

260
00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:55,980
[ LAUGHS ]

261
00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:59,190
WHICH MEANS I'M HALFWAY TO THAT
TREASURE BEING ALL MINE, TOO!

262
00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:00,810
[ LAUGHS ]

263
00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:09,300
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

264
00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:11,130
UGH!

265
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,510
WE GOT SCHOOLED.

266
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:14,720
I'M NEVER GONNA HEAR THE END
OF IT FROM THAT ELFINATOR.

267
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,000
GOOD THING THIS WON'T AFFECT
MY GAME STATS.

268
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,760
WAIT -- WILL IT?

269
00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,000
I GOT A REP TO MAINTAIN!

270
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,110
YOUR REP?

271
00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:23,350
MIKEY, WE LOST THE FIRST KEY

272
00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:25,590
TO THE CHEST WITH
MASTER SPLINTER'S DATA BITS!

273
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,460
IF WE DON'T WIN
THE SECOND KEY,

274
00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:29,460
WE'LL LOSE ANY CHANCE
OF RESCUING THEM.

275
00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:31,910
YEAH,
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!

276
00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:33,260
RIBBIT.

277
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,260
BROS, YOU WOUND ME.

278
00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:36,530
I KNOW WHAT'S AT STAKE.

279
00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:38,300
THAT'S WHY
I BROUGHT US HERE.

280
00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:40,330
IT'S AN ITEMS SHOP

281
00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:42,680
TO BUY WEAPON UPGRADES
WITH EXPERIENCE POINTS.

282
00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:45,750
LET'S POWER UP
FOR THE SECOND QUEST.

283
00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,790
THE LASER LANCE BOOST,
GOOD SIR.

284
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,900
SWEET!

285
00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:59,830
NOW, THISIS MORE LIKE IT!

286
00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:01,110
SERIOUSLY, DUDES?

287
00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:04,290
OUR WEAPONS ARE STRICTLY
LOW-END IN "SUPERQUEST."

288
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,980
NOT IN THESE HANDS.

289
00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:09,430
Wizard: HEAR YE, HEAR YE,
FINE GAMERS...

290
00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:11,500
ONE KEY WON.

291
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:13,780
ONE KEY REMAINS.

292
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:17,020
NOW FOR YOUR SECOND
AND FINAL QUEST.

293
00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:20,890
RACE TO THE TOP OF MOUNT
DRAGGO.

294
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,960
THERE YOU WILL FIND
THE SECOND KEY.

295
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,380
GOOD LUCK, ADVENTURE SEEKERS.
YOU'LL NEED IT.

296
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,320
[ LAUGHTER, GRUNTING ]

297
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:39,910
UH...ANYONE HOME?

298
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:47,090
AAAH!

299
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,090
RIBBIT.

300
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,950
I KNEW THIS WAS TOO EASY.

301
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,680
LOOK WHAT'S WEARING
THE SECOND KEY!

302
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,720
WELL, THEN,
LET'S TAKE IT FROM HIM!

303
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,310
AAH!
RUN AWAY!

304
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,520
MIKEY, HOW THE SHELL
DO WE BEAT THAT THING?

305
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,840
DON'T KNOW --
NEVER DONE IT BEFORE.

306
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,870
YOU SEE WHY YOU SHOULDN'T
INTERRUPT MY GAMING?

307
00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:15,530
GAMING?

308
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,390
WAIT A MINUTE.

309
00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:18,840
[ SCREAMING ]

310
00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:27,400
OF COURSE!
THAT DRAGON IS A BOSS, RIGHT,

311
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,100
THE BAD GUY AT THE END
OF A LEVEL?

312
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,480
DOESN'T EVERY BOSS
HAVE AN OBVIOUS WEAK POINT

313
00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:34,240
AND PROGRAMMED
CYCLE OF ATTACK?

314
00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,650
I GUESS.WHY?

315
00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:38,170
WELL, I THINK
I JUST FOUND HIS.

316
00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:41,000
WAIT FOR IT.

317
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,490
NOW!

318
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:46,630
DON'T YOU SEE?

319
00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:50,570
HE FIRES, RISES, ROARS,
AND THEN EXPOSES HIS BELLY.

320
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,390
AAH!
AAH!AAH!

321
00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,850
WORKS FOR ME.

322
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,470
NOW!

323
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,950
[ GRUNTS ]

324
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,370
NOW!

325
00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:18,250
RIBBIT.

326
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,800
Leonardo: SO, WHAT NOW?
WE EACH HAVE ONE KEY.

327
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,630
WE SHARE THE LOOT.
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE WANT.

328
00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:27,190
WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD,

329
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,780
SEEING AS HOW I'M TAKING
EVERYTHING

330
00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:32,090
BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN
SAY "WOW."

331
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,020
[ LAUGHS ]

332
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,060
THEN I GUESS
THE FIRST ONE IN WINS.

333
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,620
ONE...

334
00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:45,340
TWO...

335
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,240
THREE.

336
00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,310
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

337
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,150
AAH!AAH!

338
00:16:58,010 --> 00:16:59,530
NO.

339
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,740
IT'S...

340
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:05,190
[ GASPING ]

341
00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:10,300
...THE ULTIMATE GAMER!

342
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,540
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

343
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:18,690
THAT'S RIGHT, NEWBIES,
IT'S ME, THE ULTIMATE GAMER!

344
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,720
AND YOU HAVE JUST BEEN
PWNED!

345
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,450
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

346
00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:25,320
YOU WERE POSING
AS AN NPC?

347
00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:27,140
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

348
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,530
NOT FOR A CLASS-80 WARRIOR.

349
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,320
NO, YOU'RE CHEATING!

350
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:34,360
LET'S JUST SEE WHAT THE ADMIN
WIZARD HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS!

351
00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:37,360
[ SNORING ]

352
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,570
[ SNORING ]

353
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:45,160
ANCHOVIES.

354
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,060
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

355
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,690
SOUNDS LIKE NOBODY'S
GOING TO BE BANNING ME.

356
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,240
AND SINCE YOU FIVE
ARE NO MATCH FOR MY SKILLS,

357
00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:54,790
IT'S GAME OVER!

358
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,930
SURE SHOT AURA ATTACK!

359
00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:58,590
AAH!AAH!

360
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,250
ARCANE MISSILE LAUNCH!

361
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,560
AAH!AAH!

362
00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:03,660
EYES OF COBRA!

363
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,940
AAH!AAH!

364
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:07,940
YOU LOW-LEVEL PEONS
ARE A COMPLETE JOKE.

365
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:10,290
YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH
MY TIME.

366
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:12,160
[ GROANING ]

367
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,950
WHAT ARE YOU NEWBS DOING,
METHOD ACTING?

368
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:15,990
KEEP PLAYING.

369
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,820
CHANGELING,
PWN THAT SUCKER ALREADY!

370
00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:21,960
UH, WHAT?

371
00:18:21,990 --> 00:18:24,100
UGH! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW
HOW TO PLAY.

372
00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:26,170
EVERY CHARACTER
HAS A SECRET ENEMY

373
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,860
THAT THEY'RE
VULNERABLE TO.

374
00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:29,550
THE U.G.
IS A WARRIOR.

375
00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:31,730
THE WARRIOR'S ENEMY
IS A WHITE LION.

376
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,280
YOU CAN BECOME ONE
AND DESTROY HIM!

377
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,630
BUT THE ULTIMATE GAMER
IS CLASS 80.

378
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:39,150
WILL HIS WHITE LION
BE POWERFUL ENOUGH?

379
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:42,600
MAYBE IF WE CHAIN OUR WEAPONS
FOR AN INFIELD POWER BOOST?

380
00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:43,880
WORTH A SHOT.

381
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:45,910
BUT SOMEBODY WILL HAVE TO
KEEP THE U.G. DISTRACTED

382
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:46,980
WHILE WE DO IT.

383
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,740
UH, WHY'S EVERYBODY
LOOKING AT ME?

384
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,160
ALL MINE!

385
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,270
♪ BY THE SHINE OF THE MOON
UP ABOVE ♪

386
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:01,650
♪ OH, HOW I LOVE
MY SWEET HONEY ♪

387
00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:02,720
RIBBIT.

388
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,110
UM, WHAT IN THE WORLD
ARE YOU DOING?

389
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:07,660
♪ YOU'RE THE ONE --
MY JOB.

390
00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:08,830
DON'T INTERRUPT.

391
00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:10,970
♪ HONEY DOVE

392
00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:11,970
RIBBIT.

393
00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:14,730
♪ KEEP ON SMILING, MY LOVE

394
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:16,050
IT'S NOW OR NEVER.

395
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,320
WEAPONS CHAINED.

396
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,810
NOW FOR THE BOOST.

397
00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:25,330
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

398
00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:27,640
TURN INTO THE LION ALREADY!

399
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,580
UH...HOW?

400
00:19:29,610 --> 00:19:31,540
TAB-ALT-BACKSPACE.

401
00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,650
SAY MY KEYBOARD'S BROKEN.

402
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,590
JUST GIVE YOURSELF TO THE GAME
AND BELIEVE!

403
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:40,800
[ GRUNTING ]

404
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,660
[ ROARS ]

405
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,970
♪ A-WHOOPDIE-DOO

406
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:48,530
♪ A-WHOOPDIE-DA

407
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,560
STOP!

408
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,810
I'M PWNING YOU
ON PRINCIPLE.

409
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,120
YOU'RE ANNOYING!

410
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,400
HEH. JOKE'S ON YOU.

411
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:56,400
WHAT?

412
00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:58,610
AAH!

413
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,190
[ GROANING ]

414
00:20:03,130 --> 00:20:04,440
AAAAH!

415
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,620
NO!

416
00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:10,000
NO ONE DEFEATS
THE ULTIMATE GAMER!

417
00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:11,310
MOMMY!

418
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:16,830
ALL RIGHT, LEO!

419
00:20:16,870 --> 00:20:18,700
YES!
YES!YES!YES!

420
00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:27,530
OKAY.
TAKE WHAT YOU WANT.

421
00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:28,880
YOU EARNED IT.

422
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:40,820
[ SIGHS ]

423
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,310
SAFE AND SECURE.

424
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:45,240
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT
SUCH A BAD GUY, AFTER ALL.

425
00:20:45,270 --> 00:20:47,210
YOU'VE GOT
SOME MAD SKILLS.

426
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,970
YOU TOO.

427
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,350
WHO KNOWS --

428
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:53,040
IN THE REAL WORLD, I MIGHT EVEN
CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND,

429
00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:54,140
WHOEVER YOU ARE.

430
00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:56,350
HEH.
LATER, ELFINATOR.

431
00:20:56,390 --> 00:20:59,980
YEAH.YEAH, SEE YOU AROUND,WHITE KNIGHT.

432
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,080
HEY, BOSS, I --

433
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,090
HEY!

434
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,920
YOU EVER
HEAR OF KNOCKING?

435
00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,540
HUH?

436
00:21:08,570 --> 00:21:10,260
DUDE IS WEIRD.

437
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:13,470
THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M A HARDCORE GAMER.

438
00:21:13,510 --> 00:21:14,960
HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS.

439
00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:17,960
TELL ANYONE, AND I'LL
RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT.

440
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,340
[ GULPS ]

441
00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:26,000
I GUESS THERE'S JUST
ONE MAGIC SPELL LEFT TO CAST.

442
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,800
LET'S GO HOME.

443
00:21:33,110 --> 00:21:36,080
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